selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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lzbth:

college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die

(via sarahsleazy)

otheranimals:

is your name math because i have a problem with you

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