*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: tvspecial, via sarahsleazy)