sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via crunchier)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via pameluh)

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!

me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

did-you-kno:

Sea turtles are one of the earth’s most ancient animals. The oldest turtle fossil dates back 215 million years- that’s 150 million years before dinosaurs became extinct. Slow and steady wins the survival race.  Source

did-you-kno:

Sea turtles are one of the earth’s most ancient animals. The oldest turtle fossil dates back 215 million years- that’s 150 million years before dinosaurs became extinct. Slow and steady wins the survival race. Source

(via supadupahector)

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES